ghostplume:

i i dont know how to draw guitars

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deodrant:

why cant zombies just like eat bread or something 

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yall:

One of my Asian friends goes by an American name but his official birth certificate name is wooshin or something like that and whenever a sub tried to reads that he’ll just go “it’s pronounced kevin”

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moderatelyexcitedatthedisco:

tonyfromstatefarm:

When you accidentally bite your tongue while eating

idk how but this 100% accurately represents the feeling

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

presidentme:

Bill Nye the PARTY guy

MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING UNTIL THIS MOMENT

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tupacabra:

sometimes when i mean to type “me too” i accidentally type “me top” and i sound like a gay caveman

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