punchgod:

grrrlfever:

punchgod:

how many things are in the world 

12

thnx

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encourage:

I get so sad when the

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geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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okatu:

pie eating contest?

nah son free pie

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#fave  

shalrath:

people with “and i probably hate you” in their description

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dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

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rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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thefaultinmyokays:

so netflix’s april fools prank is an hour long movie of chicken being cooked called Rotisserie Chicken
what a time to be alive  

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perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out

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